Stinky Farts Thread

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What is your favourite kind of fart?

Stinky
0
No votes
Unexpected chunky diarrhea
0
No votes
Silent but deadly
1
14%
Inhaled through a fart-bong
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No votes
Potent dog farts
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No votes
Useful farts that scratch itchy hemorrhoids
0
No votes
Wet and dirty
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No votes
Loud and belligerant
1
14%
High-velocity butt crumbs and dingleberries
3
43%
Prolapse inducers
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No votes
All of the above (Check here if you're Ceilick)
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No votes
Classy and sophisticated
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No votes
Other
2
29%
 
Total votes: 7

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This is a thread where we talk about stinky farts.

So... Smell any good farts lately?

:moon :oops :barf :D
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Can't decide between "Silent but deadly" and "Classy and sophisticated" :oops

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I think "unexpected chunky diarrhea" falls between those two.

It's always a safe bet.
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Now that's service :o
Not like in our shops... :redeyes

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Post by Grimson »

I've been summoned...by a thread of farts?



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Which one's the kind where you squat over and squeeze with all the might of your abdominal muscles, giving birth to the ethereal love-child of Cthulhu and John Carpenter?
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That's 'The Ringo'.
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Post by namida »

It's that gas from your ass,
It's that toot from your boot,
That hum from your bum,
It's that loot in your chute,

All that air from your own derriere,
Come on and set it free! Cause farts are liberty!

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>Using foul language in an innocent fart thread
>Supporting the commercialization of farts by posting a clip of that show
>Having no respect for the sanctity of farts
>Being the beano of fun


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>greentexting on pckf
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My favorite right now is Edgar Fart. It's especially deadly against enemies.

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Post by Grimson »

ScarletFlame wrote:>greentexting on pckf
>4chan has 4 letters + number 4
>4+4=8
>Keen is 8 years old
>pckf is a Keen forum
>pckf is 4chan


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Grimson wrote:
ScarletFlame wrote:>greentexting on pckf
>4chan has 4 letters + number 4
>4+4=8
>Keen is 8 years old
>pckf is a Keen forum
>pckf is 4chan


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My own farts.
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