Stinky Farts Thread

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What is your favourite kind of fart?

Stinky
0
No votes
Unexpected chunky diarrhea
0
No votes
Silent but deadly
1
14%
Inhaled through a fart-bong
0
No votes
Potent dog farts
0
No votes
Useful farts that scratch itchy hemorrhoids
0
No votes
Wet and dirty
0
No votes
Loud and belligerant
1
14%
High-velocity butt crumbs and dingleberries
3
43%
Prolapse inducers
0
No votes
All of the above (Check here if you're Ceilick)
0
No votes
Classy and sophisticated
0
No votes
Other
2
29%
 
Total votes: 7

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Slayterdawg
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Post by Slayterdawg »

I thought there were only 7 types of farts..
the Fizz
the Fuzz
the Fizzy-Fuzz
the Rip
the Shlt
the Tar-ass
and the one that goes......
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Post by Lunick »

What the fucl is this thread
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Post by Paramultart »

no trolls plz :no

thx :pig
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Post by MoffD »

Pigstun farts are the best farts
mortimermcmirestinks wrote: Now I wish MoffD wasn't allergic to me.
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Post by Bernie »

So whens that fart mod coming out?
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Post by Paramultart »

Fart mod? FART MOD? We don't need no stinkin' fart mod.

There's only two Keen mods of mine that have yet to be released:
1) Ceilick's Penis Mod
2) Shmaynoria 2

Zat's it.

You come in here talking about "fart mods" and people will think you're crazy, mang. :crazy

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Post by Ceilick »

I'm not sure what I did such that you feel you need to somehow embarrass or mock me, but your cries for attention on this forum are over. You've been warned enough times.
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