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Levellass
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Post by Levellass »

It actually sounds like a good line for a chorus.

Well my friend has a forum and it has a small glitch,
It's getting spammed all day, and it's making him twitch,
It's for all his friends and they like it a lot,
But when they log in all they see is a bot.

Now I don't know of any anti-spam methods,
You don't know of any anti-spam methods,
The internet knows of anti-spam methods,
So why don't you just google it?

They make false accounts all day and all night,
No matter what he does, he can't set it right,
No matter what their age or gender, everyone is sent,
Ads for herbal highs and body enhancement.

Now I don't know of any anti-spam methods,
You don't know of any anti-spam methods,
The internet knows of anti-spam methods,
So why don't you just google it?

So what can he do? What works best?
A filter? A password? The Keen sprite test?
So many things, all the pages to read through,
It's hard to tell just what he should do.

Now I don't know of any anti-spam methods,
You don't know of any anti-spam methods,
The internet knows of anti-spam methods,
So why don't you just google it?

Now I don't know of any anti-spam methods,
You don't know of any anti-spam methods,
The internet knows of anti-spam methods,
So why don't you just google it?


I couldn't resist. :)
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That... was beautiful. I'm moved. You've brought a tear to my eye.




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Post by Commander Spleen »

Levellass, you're a genius. Now we need a chord progression and a melody to the lyrics.
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I'm sorry, but I don't know what either of those are.
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I don't know about a chord progression, but I think it might be for (at least in pianos) left-hand accompaniment to the right hand, which performs the melody or main theme of the music.
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I have now made up an IMF to sing this along to, I shall use it for my mod. You people are too darn inspirational.
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That's what we're here for. :p
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