Why Jar Jar Binks is a good character
Why Jar Jar Binks is a good character
Ok ok, hear me out. Everyone hates on this guy, but... I think it's the movie he's in that sucked. I mean let's face it, everyone hates the prequel movies in general. It's not Jar Jar. He likes apples, which is a good character trait, and is a really good swimmer. I think if he was removed from that universe and disassociated with star wars altogether, a video game about Jar Jar binks could be really good. He would need a better voice actor, like John st. John, and make a villain to match him.
Jar jar needs to be given a gun, maybe the demutator gun from ninja turtles, and thus turn things into apples which he can eat. The villain is a giant apple eating worm who ate all the world's apples. So Jar Jar must be put into an FPS RPG MMO platformer strategy puzzle to defeat him by turning his minions into apples. There would be a water world, an ice world, a grass world, and a rock world, all with a new character like a talking reggae palm tree and a farting pineaplle that can talk.
It will be called.... Jar Jar and the NO Apples gang. And maybe a dopefish lives reference thrown in.
Well?
Jar jar needs to be given a gun, maybe the demutator gun from ninja turtles, and thus turn things into apples which he can eat. The villain is a giant apple eating worm who ate all the world's apples. So Jar Jar must be put into an FPS RPG MMO platformer strategy puzzle to defeat him by turning his minions into apples. There would be a water world, an ice world, a grass world, and a rock world, all with a new character like a talking reggae palm tree and a farting pineaplle that can talk.
It will be called.... Jar Jar and the NO Apples gang. And maybe a dopefish lives reference thrown in.
Well?
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Re: Why Jar Jar Binks is a good character
Hey! Great idea! Remove Jar Jar from Star Wars altogether! Episode I might have improved by a miniscule percentage.Cobalt wrote:I think if he [Jar Jar] was removed from that universe and disassociated with star wars altogether...
Speaking of which, I couldn't quite eliminate Jar Jar from my newest trailer but I tried. Give it a watch: http://youtu.be/uNqjQRC2sZ8
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The problem many have with J2 is that he didn't fit with the tone of the movies. The movies were a grand and leaden interplay of politics and interests. They were a history, a saga and importantly the pathway that led to the movies we love. That universe had no room for comic relief which is essentially what J2 was.
Had the character been a serious one, possibly showing us more of the culture and behavior of that species then he would have at worst been merely irrelevant and at best an interesting insight into a nonhuman race.
He is not a bad character per se, but a misplaced one.
Also I would note that Anakin's life was utterly, utterly ruined by starring in this movie. See what your fan-hate does? the actor is not the character people! http://www.cracked.com/article_20500_6- ... ap_p2.html
Had the character been a serious one, possibly showing us more of the culture and behavior of that species then he would have at worst been merely irrelevant and at best an interesting insight into a nonhuman race.
He is not a bad character per se, but a misplaced one.
Also I would note that Anakin's life was utterly, utterly ruined by starring in this movie. See what your fan-hate does? the actor is not the character people! http://www.cracked.com/article_20500_6- ... ap_p2.html
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