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They finally did it

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 3:54
by lemm
A movie about emojis

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4877122/


(laughing face with tears)

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 4:03
by Roobar
I don't even know what to say about this! I need to insert random emoji...

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 4:33
by keenmaster486
:crazy :crazy :crazy :crazy

Oh no, now I'm just perpetuating the ridiculousness... :bloody :crazy >: :stunned :sick :helmet :old :no

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:36
by chrissifniotis
I saw a poster ad about that a few weeks ago and all I thought was 'Holy cow! The world is ending! THAT is now a movie!'

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 11:19
by ScarletFlame
If this movie actually turns out to be good I'm going to be completely shocked. This looks terrible.

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 15:52
by Keening_Product
I don't think you will be surprised, ScarletFlame. I suspect the film will be more :begging than :disguised.

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 18:48
by nanomekia
nooooohohohohoho why

Angry Birds was bad enough, now this? :dead

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 18:56
by Nisaba
why are the birds angry?

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 19:27
by keenmaster486
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2016 4:08
by Levellass
Oh you millenials. Always convinced everything is so new!

Here's a movie from before WWII that was a cheesy crossover between two currently popular movie franchises: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lkt4g49zF0 And it's not even the first 'Batman vs Superman' type movie ever made! And movies about stupid things.... don't get me started. Buff yourself up some cinema history folks!

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2016 4:13
by Keening_Product
Dracula vs The Wolfman is no doubt the greatest cinematic work ever created and I will hear no more of your derision.

Producing a movie about emoji is like making a film called "Shift Lock and the Typewriter Ribbon". I want to believe that would never have happened.

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2016 5:34
by keenmaster486
Levellass wrote:Oh you millenials. Always convinced everything is so new!
Auugh! Auugh! I feel erased! Someone carry me to a safe space with flowers and bunnies!!

I'm technically a millennial and, honestly, I wasn't surprised. I know full well just how stupid Hollywood is.

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 14:39
by MoffD
Line Feed 2: Carriage RETURNS!

Postal Web Browsers

Return of the Main Loop

Shifty Bits

:crazy

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 2:44
by Levellass
Come now, you KNOW these could be great movies with the right direction.

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Drama. In a world not unlike our own five young women try and make their way in the world, struggling to make their mark in the male-dominated tech sector while also fending off their rivals. Their battle lasts years, from the moment of their birth to today. While they share more similarities than differences it seems there can be only one winner in this competition, who will survive and who will fall by the wayside, forgotten?


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Children's Comedy. Three tech-minded kids try to make it through the school talent competition, utilizing their own unique talents along the way. Can they learn that sometimes it's not winning, but how you paly the game that matters? And what's up with this new kid, Facebook?


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Children's cartoon. Fyre Fox was just your average vulpine until a strange alien entity arrives on Earth. Now it's up to the mutated canine to use the element of fire to beat back the alien invaders. But as the tide of battle turns a new player enters the arena, its soldiers clad in smooth, seemingly indestructible chrome. Though they claim their one commandment is 'Don't be evil' something seems wrong. Could these invaders spell doom for not just Earth, but the galaxy?

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Sci-fi short. On a destroyed world a strange creature battles a destructive robot. In 10 minutes a tale is woven about he impact of technology on nature.


What's lacking isn't good subject material, it's actual effort.

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 2:57
by nanomekia
Levellass wrote:What's lacking isn't good subject material, it's actual effort.
That is very true, and I'd actually watch a couple of those.