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Dynamo · Post by **Dynamo** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 18:17

I didn't like duke nukem 1 much and never tried the second other than seeing 10 seconds of the first level. Duke for me will always be the good ol' first person shooter ala Doom.

I dunno, I'd rather play duke 3d over the first one.

DHeadshot · Post by **DHeadshot** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 18:30

CKeen wrote:I didn't like duke nukem 1 much and never tried the second other than seeing 10 seconds of the first level. Duke for me will always be the good ol' first person shooter ala Doom.

I dunno, I'd rather play duke 3d over the first one.

Burn the heretic!

Nospike · Post by **Nospike** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 19:14

It's a good day to die.
I go where I please, and I please where I go.
Half man, half animal, ALL DEAD!
There's only two ways this can end - and in both of them, you die!

Paramultart · Post by **Paramultart** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 18:09

My favorite Duke Nukem quote is "Hnng, Hnng, Hnng, Hnng, Hnng, Hnng, Hnng, Hnng, Hnng, Hnng, Hnng, Hnng, Where is it? Hnng, Hnng, Hnng, Hnng, Hnng, Hnng..." and "I'M BACK!" from DN2.

VikingBoyBilly · Post by **VikingBoyBilly** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 1:54

CKeen wrote:I didn't like duke nukem 1 much and never tried the second other than seeing 10 seconds of the first level. Duke for me will always be the good ol' first person shooter ala Doom.

I dunno, I'd rather play duke 3d over the first one.

I'm with ya, CKeen. I've played all of DN2, and I assure you you're not missing much.

DHeadshot wrote:Burn the heretic!

Let's fight the inquisition!

K1n9_Duk3 · Post by **K1n9_Duk3** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 17:33

I'll go with "Hmm... King Duke... nah, it doesn't sound right." from Duke Nukem II. Can you guess why?

mortimer · Post by **mortimer** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 18:13

kuliwil · Post by **kuliwil** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:53

K1n9_Duk3 wrote:I'll go with "Hmm... King Duke... nah, it doesn't sound right." from Duke Nukem II. Can you guess why?

Because you are King Duke?

Commander Spleen · Post by **Commander Spleen** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:50

"Heheheh. Terminated."

Nospike · Post by **Nospike** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:47

Ooo, that's gonna leave a mark.

Grimson · Post by **Grimson** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 13:28

It's time to kick fucl and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum.

This is simply the best.

Galaxieretter · Post by **Galaxieretter** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 20:00

K1n9_Duk3 wrote:I'll go with "Hmm... King Duke... nah, it doesn't sound right."

That IS a good one.

How about another one from Duke 2:
"I hope there's something to destroy in here. I'm getting bored."

But my favorite would have to be:
"It's ASS whoopin' time!"

_mr_m_ · Post by **_mr_m_** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 21:35

Duke: "My name's Duke Nukem, and after a few days of R & R, I'll be ready for more action"

Girl: "Oh, come back to bed, Duke. I'm ready for more action -- NOW!"
(from the end of Episode 3 of Duke 3D)
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Duke: "Your face, your a$$; what's the difference?"

Duke: "That is one doomed space marine!"

VikingBoyBilly · Post by **VikingBoyBilly** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 21:39

"They didn't remove my nitro-molar? These aliens are so stupid!"
*yanks tooth out*
*blows up cell bars*
"This will be easier than I thought."

So I wasn't bothered to look up and copy the exact quote. Sue me. The point I'm trying to get across is the ridiculous hilarity behind that whole scenario

_mr_m_ · Post by **_mr_m_** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 22:03

VikingBoyBilly wrote:"They didn't remove my nitro-molar? These aliens are so stupid!"
*yanks tooth out*
*blows up cell bars*
"This will be easier than I thought."

So I wasn't bothered to look up and copy the exact quote. Sue me. The point I'm trying to get across is the ridiculous hilarity behind that whole scenario

I think it's more along the lines of:

"What a bunch of morons! They didnt even remove my secret explodo-molar!"

*yanks tooth out*
*blows up cell bars*

"This is too easy!"

at least that's what it was last Thursday.