Why did it take me so long to see how empty he is? He runs around saving random babes with big guns and making overt jokes about how badarse he is. He even wrote a book about why he's so great. He has nitros in his teeth and when aliens put him in an electric chair they don't even bother to strap him in and he can just get up and walk out freely. What a mary sue. He just exists for the creator and pubescent teenage boys to live out immature fantasies.
conglaturation, you found the text that reveals this is a semi-joke thread. Duke cooked lots of turkeys in duke 1 and 2. Happy Thanksgiving!
Duke Nukem is so manchildish
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Duke Nukem is so manchildish
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I'd say Duke Nukem was the answer to the silent protagonists of first person shooters that came before him. At least they tried to give him some sort of personality. You don't have to like him or not, all you have to do is shoot. It's as simple as that.
Besides, Duke is awesome because at the end of the third episode he uses the boss' eye as a ball!
Why would you even want to open a topic about this?
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I'd say Duke Nukem was the answer to the silent protagonists of first person shooters that came before him. At least they tried to give him some sort of personality. You don't have to like him or not, all you have to do is shoot. It's as simple as that.
Besides, Duke is awesome because at the end of the third episode he uses the boss' eye as a ball!
Why would you even want to open a topic about this?
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Re: Duke Nukem is so manchildish
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Why did it take me so long to see how empty he is? He runs around saving random babes with big guns and making overt jokes about how badarse he is. He even wrote a book about why he's so great. He has nitros in his teeth and when aliens put him in an electric chair they don't even bother to strap him in and he can just get up and walk out freely. What a mary sue. He just exists for the creator and pubescent teenage boys to live out immature fantasies. [size=1][color=white]conglaturation, you found the text that reveals this is a semi-joke thread. Duke cooked lots of turkeys in duke 1 and 2. Happy Thanksgiving![/color][/size]
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