Keen vs Candy, I mean Captain Novolin

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Keen vs Candy, I mean Captain Novolin

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So, what if there were a game where instead of collecting candy, Keen fought it? It could be like that Dreams mod I made, some sort of sequel to Keen fighting veget-

Oh wait, someone already did that? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Novolin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_qKg55n3-A

It's still being sold? For full price?


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And now begins more "Keen is fat because he eats junkfood" posts :p
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He compensates that by using his ability to jump so high. I mean jumping so higher would require an astonishing amount of energy, and by doing just jumping he burns fats like crazy. And besides, he is young and his metabolism works like crazy anyway so he can deal with icecreams and sandwiches.
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Anti-gravity floating candy doesn't increase your weight.

His blood sugar is terrible though.
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Hmm... sugar monsters that cause Keen to die because he has diabetes...

Flasks of Vitainsulin anyone?
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For some reason this reminds me of Captain Planet.
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