Super 3-D Noah's Ark

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Super 3-D Noah's Ark

Post by Lunick » Tue May 27, 2014 5:48

http://wisdomtree.itch.io/s3dna

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/f ... =287164593 Steam Greenlight page

Who likes religious First Person Shooters updated for modern computers? 8)
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Post by chrissifniotis » Fri May 30, 2014 9:30

Religion and shooting. Yea, let's put those two together. :dead
I'll check it out tomorrow when my net isn't dead.

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Post by guynietoren » Fri May 30, 2014 12:17

The bible is full of murder, rape, incest, and mass genocide. About God saving mankind over and over. Violence has a perfect place in the Bible, it illustrates the need for correction and guidance.

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Post by Paramultart » Sat May 31, 2014 3:56

I got this on floppies in 2000. It's actually a pretty fun game... Gave me inspiration for Monster Bash 3D.
I was the one who pointed out to the Wolf3D community that it was on the Wolfenstein engine.

I'll sell the floppies + strategy guide for $100.

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Post by Lunick » Sat May 31, 2014 11:29

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Post by VikingBoyBilly » Sat May 31, 2014 13:07

guynietoren wrote:The bible is full of murder, rape, incest, and mass genocide. About God saving mankind over and over. Violence has a perfect place in the Bible, it illustrates the need for correction and guidance.
A lot like the teachings of scientology, where brainwashing and completely wiping out the opposition have their place in Battlefield Earth and Mission Earth :dopefish
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Post by chrissifniotis » Sun Jun 01, 2014 9:30

guynietoren wrote:The bible is full of murder, rape, incest, and mass genocide. About God saving mankind over and over. Violence has a perfect place in the Bible, it illustrates the need for correction and guidance.
Oh, I'm not saying there's no violence in religion, I'm just saying yea....nah!
:christmas Ho ho...and so forth.

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Post by tulip » Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:08

That religion makes you guys argue over it already, even though this thread is about a computer game having nothing to do with religion whatsoever, except dropping the name Noah, shows how agressive religion really is.

So stop arguing about religion here and stay focused on the game.
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Post by Paramultart » Sun Jun 01, 2014 16:26

chrissifniotis wrote: Oh, I'm not saying there's no violence in religion, I'm just saying yea....nah!
:christmas Ho ho...and so forth.
Le edgy atheist trumps religious funDIE with his fedora, science, logic, mountain dew et cetera.
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Post by VikingBoyBilly » Sun Jun 01, 2014 16:48

It's troo! Sciency proved that man was transmorglified from a fish-frog thing that turned into a chipmunk and then metamorphosized into a bipedal gorilla! No god can wield the power of SCIENCY! So go have sex with ribs. The atheists have more important things to do, like worship the grand master cult leader of atheists at the church of atheism and make passive-aggressive posts on facebook about why you religos ninnys are too stupid for modern society and are causing all the world's problems. Once the religious people have died out, there will be no more wars and nobody will ever murder anyone again. Period. Because that stuff was religion's fault, so we'll have a utopian society when it's gone. And the neanderthals died becuz hoominz r bettar.
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Post by Keening_Product » Mon Jun 02, 2014 3:08

Oi, you two, did you not read Tulip's post? Start a civil discussion about religion in this thread if you want to talk about gawd: viewtopic.php?t=1907&start=195

I like the tongue-in-cheek-ness of this game. I'm not sure if I'd pay for it given it's more of the same old, just native to modern OSeseses, but Noah's face is pretty hilarious.
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Post by Bernie » Mon Jun 02, 2014 4:24

why can't even more quack religions like Scientology have games? it'll be cool, be more of a sci-fi setting.

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Post by chrissifniotis » Mon Jun 02, 2014 5:22

tulip wrote:That religion makes you guys argue over it already, even though this thread is about a computer game having nothing to do with religion whatsoever, except dropping the name Noah, shows how agressive religion really is.

So stop arguing about religion here and stay focused on the game.
I'll take responsibility here. My gag's gone wrong somehow, so never mind it.

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Post by VikingBoyBilly » Mon Jun 02, 2014 12:52

Bernie wrote:why can't even more quack religions like Scientology have games? it'll be cool, be more of a sci-fi setting.
Super Battlefield Earth 3D!
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