Granted. The film brings Keen back into mainstream attention, birthing a multi-billion dollar franchise. Keen is reduced to series of shallow consumer products with no originality and no soul. Oh and mobile games only! You guys have phones, right?
I wish I could master a new skill without first spending years at learning it.
"All those thousands upon thousands of junk foods made for me on the various planets I explored make me wonder how I'm still alive."
Granted. You master all skills without effort and it quickly becomes apparent that it is the journey that builds character, not the destination. Disillusionment and a loss of purpose ensues.
I wish I could make a modest living, a ramblin' from town to town playin' folk songs and the blues.
Benvolio wrote: ↑Wed May 18, 2022 9:22
I wish I could make a modest living, a ramblin' from town to town playin' folk songs and the blues.
Granted. A Youtube video of your most shared cover makes its way to an obscure copyright troll who has collected the rights to the standard you were performing. They successfully sue, and unable to pay the fees, you continue to make a modest living… barely covering costs at the prison commissary.
I wish I could drink milk on its own without my intestines rising up against me.
Granted. Your intestines no longer rise up against you as soon as you drink milk, but instead quit the service once and for all.
I wish my game would be uploaded as a playthrough by many people on video platforms so that I can finally enjoy it to the fullest after all the hard work.
Foray in the Forest progress:
100% Programming || 100% GFX || 100% Levels || 100% Creatures || 100% Story || 100% Music || 100% SFX || 99% Extras
Granted. Your message reaches Carmack and you feel overhelmed, until you see the message, that crushes your heart in your mail from Adrian: "And you are right." <p> I wish I could make CKeenn mods etc. like Nisaba, Alyxx and Ryemanni.