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According to astronomers, the average colour of the universe is a very light beige, or "cosmic latte". In other words, not as white as white bread, but a very slightly toasted white bread. Therefore, the universe is toast. Not "made of toast" but "the colour of toast".
SCIENCE!!!
(How's that for a clickbait topic title? Huehuehue)
SCIENCE!!! 
