So here I am playing Hocus Pocus, the first episode and im kicking butt. Im on level three and I feel like im walking a hundred miles for no reason on the top of the level, I said to my self "There must be a purpose." I then found the wizard knowing he would have something to say. What does he say??? It took me 67 years to grow this beard! IT TOOK ME 67 YEARS just to walk all the way over to say that. LOL
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Haha, yeah, I played through all 4 episodes, 2 in one day (that night I was dreaming of the game, and those little penguins and javelin eskimoes.)
Most of the time it felt like the whole point of the game was to make you get lost with repetitive level design.
What got me was the rhyme 'Four potions you do see. Only one means victory.' Darn fantasy poem-speak.
The Oracle Janitor in the Pyramid of the Forbidden was a shocker too. Three weeks it took me to beat that level (I was very young.) And hey! Look at that! A secret council member! What awesomeness would he reveal?
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Nothing? NOTHING at all? I think Keen spoke for both of us when he said 'I hope this is some sort of joke.'
AND IT HAD TAKEN ME ALMOST A YEAR TO STUMBLE ON THAT FOOT-INCHWORM THING!
What you really need, not what you think you ought to want.
It's bonsai facial hair. After all, he never said it was 67 years UNCUT, only that it took that long to grow. He probably trimmed it to get it to look in good shape.
What you really need, not what you think you ought to want.