Corrupt A Wish game
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Corrupt A Wish game
I heard if this game somewhere. The rules are as follows:
1. First, the first player makes a wish.
Example: I wish I had some ice cream.
2. Secondly, the second player grants it, but corrupts it, then makes their own wish.
Example: Granted. it's poisoned and you die.
I wish I could fly.
Then the third person corrupts their wish, makes their own, the fourth corrupts it etc etc.
NO DIRTY WISHES OR CORRUPTIONS.
I'll start:
I wish I could fly...
1. First, the first player makes a wish.
Example: I wish I had some ice cream.
2. Secondly, the second player grants it, but corrupts it, then makes their own wish.
Example: Granted. it's poisoned and you die.
I wish I could fly.
Then the third person corrupts their wish, makes their own, the fourth corrupts it etc etc.
NO DIRTY WISHES OR CORRUPTIONS.
I'll start:
I wish I could fly...
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Granted. Now nobody wants it to come out and Ceilick is so depressed he goes on a killing rampage and kills everyone on the planet.
I wish I had a pet Yorp.
I wish I had a pet Yorp.
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Paramultart wrote:Granted. The Yorp then plunges it's long eye-shaft into your father's butt. (By the way, they Yorp performs a quick colonoscopy, since his eye is up there and everything, and let's just say his diagnosis wasn't too good.)
Too far?.
Yes. WAY too far.
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Granted. You accidentally stuff your own pet and get so sad you misstuff an animal, then it comes alive and eats you.
I wish I had a hedghog.
I wish I had a hedghog.
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Granted. You live a short and unfulfilling life, because hedgehogs have the lifespan of 4–7 years, and nobody could ever get close to you or love you, or they get pricked.
I didn't even have to corrupt that wish, because it already had negative consequences.
I wish I had a million dollars.
(EDIT: Damn it, delete your post, Genius314!!! )
I didn't even have to corrupt that wish, because it already had negative consequences.
I wish I had a million dollars.
(EDIT: Damn it, delete your post, Genius314!!! )
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I LOST!
Both Granted. You are both now mauled to death by five billion screaming fangirls.
I wish this wish was uncorruptable.
I wish I could win the game.
I wish I had a million dollars.
Both Granted. You are both now mauled to death by five billion screaming fangirls.
I wish this wish was uncorruptable.
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Granted, you are now free of any debt! but not free of the guilt you feel around collection day...
I wish Id would make TUIT.
I wish Id would make TUIT.
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