I remember reading some short blurby review of Keen GBC when it came out (I believe it was in Boys' Life

) that had pretty much only negative things to say about it (which saddened me at the time - now I know better). Anyway, what was inexcusable was the final sentence, which I'll remember forever - it was that Commander Keen "should have died on the desktop." WHAT?!?!?!?!
Should have died on the desktop?!?!?!?! Better than being killed on the console, I suppose. Better than being
raped by David Palmer or whoever the hell he was. Blauaghughuhaughuha rant rant rant.
Anyway. Commander Keen on GameBoy Color. I looked up 'non-canon travesty' in the dictionary, and guess what the picture next to it was.