OFF TOPIC THREAD: Where derailing the thread is impossible!

Plasma Captain · Post by **Plasma Captain** » Wed Jan 07, 2015 2:26

I copied a bunch of stuff I said in a Facebook chatlog and checked the informal side.

Genre: Informal
  Female = 611
  Male   = 530
  Difference = -81; 46.45%
  Verdict: Weak FEMALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.

Tea and crumpets are starting to sound kind of good, so this revelation may be unlocking my inner Brit.

MoffD · Post by **MoffD** » Wed Jan 07, 2015 19:32

Welp! I gave it a school essay, and here's the result:

Code: Select all

Genre: Formal
  Female = 483
  Male   = 912
  Difference = 429; 65.37%
  Verdict: MALE

Genre: Informal
  Female = 293
  Male   = 1092
  Difference = 799; 78.84%
  Verdict: MALE

VikingBoyBilly · Post by **VikingBoyBilly** » Wed Jan 07, 2015 19:49

The cwcki is our new enemy. They are planning to attack the pckf! We must make a pre-emptive strike!

MoffD · Post by **MoffD** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 5:29

VikingBoyBilly wrote:The cwcki is our new enemy. They are planning to attack the pckf! We must make a pre-emptive strike!

Roobar · Post by **Roobar** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 19:37

Test how fast you're typing here:

http://10fastfingers.com/typing-test/english#_=_

My best is like 75 words per minute. I can't imagine how those who's time is above 100 words per minute can type that fast.

Nospike · Post by **Nospike** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 22:51

I got 97 WPM with zero errors (I corrected all typos before moving to another word)
I'd mostly attribute that to my very good mechanical keyboard, I love that stuff. Feels otherwordly and definitely has a better response.

The funny part is, I don't even type with all 10 fingers...

(unless using my right pinky purely for holding down shift counts)

Roobar · Post by **Roobar** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 21:30

That's cool. You should also be very good at net keen then

.

troublesomekeen · Post by **troublesomekeen** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 23:56

By george, that's wickedly fast. Best I can do is 70 mph.

lemm · Post by **lemm** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 8:22

I lost a cucumber the other day. Please send it back to me if you happen to find it.

Post by **Keening_Product** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 9:40

Commander Spleen · Post by **Commander Spleen** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 11:15

halp i am posting in this topic
fucl

entropicdecay · Post by **entropicdecay** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 14:36

++post_count

Lava89 · Post by **Lava89** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 16:59

Welcome back elecdude33!

entropicdecay · Post by **entropicdecay** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 17:11

Thanks. Though I've been back for a while now

VikingBoyBilly · Post by **VikingBoyBilly** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 17:45

I need to get more posts than levellass!