Corrupt A Wish game
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Granted. Ẅ̷̢͍͙͉̗͔͇͓̯̄͂̌͑̽̏̿́̓ͅḦ̷̡͓̣̦͕̙̲̦̖́̃͐͆̈́̈̀̓̓̓͜Ä̵̧̛̩̝̫͕̤̣̰͍̗́̉͊̒̒̊̾̕͘T̵͚̟̹̖͇͉͍̖̱͂͑̈́̈́͌̌̾̅̾̄ͅ ̸̨̦͓̳͎̳̹̘̳̂̂̃́͗̐̅̃̚͜͝H̵̡̭̖̙͈̗̠̫̣̓̍̏͊̆́̓̃̾͠ͅÅ̶̛͇̗̟̝̦̬̝͙̜̅̽̍͛́͗̕͝ͅṾ̷̛̛̯̰̹̟̠̭̞͎̟́̋̾̒̈́̏͝͠E̴̗͚͚͈͉͎̫̮͓̰͐͊̈́͊̾̈̄͘̚͝ ̵̹̼̟̼̺̥̺͍̥͖͋̐̑̀͂̈̕̚͘̚Ỳ̶̡̱̙̘̖̘̻͍̪̘̀̎̄̅̽͆̄̃͝Ȯ̷̡̧̫̻͍̝̞̞̲̓̌̏̌̊̈̀̈̚͜U̸̧͉͈̖͚̺̼͓͛̔̈́̿͊͌͐̀̆̕͜ͅ ̷̨̨̛͇̙͙͎̖̩̤̏̏̽̾͂̈́͘͝͝ͅD̴̢̧̮̯̱̣͚͙̹͕̾̂͗́̐͒̾́̕͝Ö̶̡̗̼̹̣͔͕͇̤̠̊͐͑͗͗͋͂̍̕Ņ̴̣̟͉̦̟̗̰͎̰̍͆͋̒̏͌͌̊̕̚E̴̡̢̗̩̟͈̞̞̰͓͆̀͊̿̓̐̆̍̌͝
I wish it wasn't going to snow.
I wish it wasn't going to snow.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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Granted. No snow fun for you!
I wish it would snow.
I wish it would snow.
Keening_Product was defeated before the game.
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"Wise words. One day I may even understand what they mean." - Levellass
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Granted, nanomekia is erased from existence. not merely killed, they never were. Reality is rewritten,memories changed, lives altered. So the wish was never made and snow may appear for you. Now you, only you preserve their memory, the memory of a world that once was and a life that is no more.
I wish pretzels.
I wish pretzels.
What you really need, not what you think you ought to want.
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Granted. Except pretzels don't exist as a result of me having never been a part of this timeline, which has disrupted quantum physics, tied knots in string theory and caused several nearby stars to go supernova, so everyone thinks you're crazy for wanting this preht-zulllll thing.
I wish I existed again.
I wish I existed again.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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Granted. However due to quantum superposition caused by granting a wish while not existing some details about your life are changed. You are no longer married to a supermodel, your vast personal fortune as inventor of a popular snackfood is absent, you did not purchase the rights to Keen and your performance in bed is no longer legend. This things have always been true and all you remember.
But hey, you didn't miss too much, I'm sure.
I wish I bought a bag of air but there were chips inside.
But hey, you didn't miss too much, I'm sure.
I wish I bought a bag of air but there were chips inside.
What you really need, not what you think you ought to want.
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Granted. You buy a bag of air and there are two chips in it. Enjoy.
I wish people would stop playing Christmas music for Thanksgiving.
I wish people would stop playing Christmas music for Thanksgiving.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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Granted. Your presents now consist entirely of Halloween candy.
I wish my pi would run x86 instructions faster.
I wish my pi would run x86 instructions faster.
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Granted. It runs them faster than the speed of light and explodes, causing a quantum instability and destroying the universe. Sorry!
I wish for an actual quantum explosion device so I can cause doomsday and take the whole universe with me when I die.
I wish for an actual quantum explosion device so I can cause doomsday and take the whole universe with me when I die.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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Granted. Your plans are foiled by an eight year old child with a raygun.
I wish my hand wasn't both numb and cold.
I wish my hand wasn't both numb and cold.
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"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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Granted. It is numb and hot.
I wish I had a sticky note.
I wish I had a sticky note.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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Granted. Kevin Spacey then informs you WHY it's sticky, but only after you already touched it.
I wish I had a mustache.
I wish I had a mustache.
What you really need, not what you think you ought to want.
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Granted. This is because you are a man. I am sincerely sorry.
I wish for whitewall tires.
I wish for whitewall tires.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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Granted. However, the wish fulfilling machine was listening to Oasis, got confused, and now you have Wonderwall tires. No refunds.
I wish there were green chilies in my nacho sauce.
I wish there were green chilies in my nacho sauce.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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Granted. But your nacho sauce is teleported to Mars the next instant.
I wish the Wall Street Journal didn't cost $5.00.
I wish the Wall Street Journal didn't cost $5.00.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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Granted. Now you have to enter the lottery each time you buy one, a randomly drawn number dictates what you'll pay. Your first issue costs you $37.50.
I wish this thread was broken.
I wish this thread was broken.
What you really need, not what you think you ought to want.