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by keenmaster486 » Tue Apr 24, 2018 19:42
nanomekia wrote: ↑ Thu Apr 19, 2018 18:05 I wish my lungs worked properly.
Granted. But now your stomach stops working, except for candy.
I wish for those really good chocolate striped donut-shaped cookies.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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by MoffD » Fri Aug 24, 2018 16:47
keenmaster486 wrote: ↑ Tue Apr 24, 2018 19:42
I wish for those really good chocolate striped donut-shaped cookies.
Granted. But the donut-cookie is a 1:1 model replica with painted chocolate, you feel sad for its lack of HO scaling
I wish most routers were easier to firmware flash
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by nanomekia » Sat Aug 25, 2018 2:45
MoffD wrote: ↑ Fri Aug 24, 2018 16:47
I wish most routers were easier to firmware flash
Granted. Now it's so easy you can do it just by thinking about it. Your router is no longer usable because even the vaguest thought about routers causes this to happen.
I wish my feet weren't hot.
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by Keening_Product » Fri Sep 07, 2018 12:09
Granted. They're now incredibly unattractive.
I wish this topic hadn't been revived.
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by nanomekia » Fri Sep 07, 2018 18:15
Granted. It's a zombie topic.
I wish I hadn't broken my left foot the day I made my last wish. Or any other day, really.
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by keenmaster486 » Sun Sep 09, 2018 4:53
nanomekia wrote: ↑ Fri Sep 07, 2018 18:15 I wish I hadn't broken my left foot the day I made my last wish. Or any other day, really.
Granted. It was your right foot instead. (sorry about your foot!)
I wish for a neon sign.
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by nanomekia » Mon Sep 10, 2018 21:24
(I'm at least USED to breaking the right one.
Thank you for the sympathies.)
Granted. It's a neon Budweiser sign and you can never turn it off.
I wishapishabonnyfish.
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by proYorp » Tue Sep 11, 2018 20:03
(Dang, another one, nanomekia?
My condolences.)
Granted. Through a series of phishing scams, your bank account is drained.
(I would wish that nanomekia didn't get so many broken bones but that's not how this game works....)
I wish that Mortimer McMire had the IQ of a Dopefish.
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by nanomekia » Tue Sep 11, 2018 20:19
(I am innately breakable.
Thanks mate!)
Granted. Now a Dopefish has the IQ of Mortimer McMire.
I wish the weather would stay as pleasant as it is now.
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by Nisaba » Thu Nov 21, 2019 12:05
Granted. You are now Bill Murray caught in a time loop, repeatedly reliving the same day.
I wish my answering machine wasn't demonically possessed again.
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by nanomekia » Thu Nov 21, 2019 22:48
Granted. Now it doesn't work at all.
I wish moving TVs about wasn't so physically exhausting.
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by keenmaster486 » Fri Nov 22, 2019 14:11
nanomekia wrote: ↑ Thu Nov 21, 2019 22:48
I wish moving TVs about wasn't so physically exhausting.
Granted. This is because your TV has shrunk to the size of a quarter.
I wish for a tree.
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by TheBigV » Fri Nov 22, 2019 14:57
Granted. The tree is planted on top of your house and causes the roof to collapse.
I wish for a limited edition $314.15 Commander Keen action figure.
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by MoffD » Fri Nov 22, 2019 16:52
TheBigV wrote: ↑ Fri Nov 22, 2019 14:57
I wish for a limited edition $314.15 Commander Keen action figure.
Granted. It's so limited that the price skyrockets to several billion dollars before you have a chance to buy it
I wish companies would stop trying to ruin IP's and classics with horrible reboots
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by Keening_Product » Thu Nov 28, 2019 16:55
Granted. Instead they make excellent sequels and ban all fan mods to protect their IP. (You know, the defend it or lose it thing.)
I wish for a really cool synth.
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