Corrupt A Wish game
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Granted. You find a vintage 1970s synthesizer worthy of Moroder himself on eBay for $10 but you find someone left the batteries in for decades and caustic bilge has leaked out and irreversibly corrupted the circuitry.
I wish R.E.M. hadn't called it a day.
I wish R.E.M. hadn't called it a day.
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Granted. They called it a night.
I wish I had a proper zester to make key lime pie with.
I wish I had a proper zester to make key lime pie with.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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Granted. But it only works on Lemons.
I wish I had a custom retro pc rig
mortimermcmirestinks wrote: Now I wish MoffD wasn't allergic to me.
Levellass wrote:You're an evil man.
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Granted. It's rigged. It is going to self-destruct now.
I wish I had the ability to duplicate myself.
I wish I had the ability to duplicate myself.
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Granted. I'm here now. Weird flex but ok.
I wish I had a stack of cash.
I wish I had a stack of cash.
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Granted. Your duplicate grabs the money and runs.
I wish I could join the Toy Mafia.
I wish I could join the Toy Mafia.
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Granted. They made you an offer you can't refuse, mostly because you were tied to a chair and being threatened with a surprisingly deadly Nerf gun at the time.
I wish my hand wasn't cold.
I wish my hand wasn't cold.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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Granted. Your hand is now permanently 4 degrees celcius hotter than the rest of your body, which irritates you to no end for the rest of your days.
I wish for the next poster to be eaten by a Dopefish.
I wish for the next poster to be eaten by a Dopefish.
Commander Keen: Galaxy Reimagined - a reimagining of Goodbye Galaxy and Aliens Ate My Babysitter
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Granted. *burp*
I wish I hadn't been eaten.
I wish I hadn't been eaten.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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Granted. You were still attacked by a dopefish, but you were spit out, survived, and will live the rest of your life in horrible pain from the injuries.
I wish for a pogo stick.
I wish for a pogo stick.
Commander Keen: Galaxy Reimagined - a reimagining of Goodbye Galaxy and Aliens Ate My Babysitter
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Granted. To use the pogo stick it is required to login to a Bethesda account first.
I wish to be a painted turtle.
I wish to be a painted turtle.
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Granted. You are a normal turtle who has been painted by a complete garghead. Not only is their art bad, but your days are now numbered.
I wish RSI injuries weren't a thing.
I wish RSI injuries weren't a thing.
Keening_Product was defeated before the game.
"Wise words. One day I may even understand what they mean." - Levellass
"Wise words. One day I may even understand what they mean." - Levellass
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Granted. Now you get injured from any motion that isn't repetitive.
I wish FFXIV would update faster.
I wish FFXIV would update faster.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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Granted. You now have Faster 2.0.
I wish.
I wish.
Keening_Product was defeated before the game.
"Wise words. One day I may even understand what they mean." - Levellass
"Wise words. One day I may even understand what they mean." - Levellass
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Granted. It went all wrong.
I wish breathing wasn't difficult these days.
I wish breathing wasn't difficult these days.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."