Corrupt A Wish game
- Commander Spleen
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Granted. You are abducted by bloogs who remove your brain and install it in a biocomputer that mines FleexCoin.
I wish I had all of the FleexCoins.
I wish I had all of the FleexCoins.
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Granted. The people of universe rise up against you to redistribute your hoarded wealth.
I wish the planet would rise up against those like Spleen who oppress us all for their selfish gain.
I wish the planet would rise up against those like Spleen who oppress us all for their selfish gain.
Keening_Product was defeated before the game.
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Granted. The planet literally rises out of its orbit. Everyone dies. But on the bright side, nobody's oppressed any more. God sighs and power cycles the universe.Keening_Product wrote: ↑Tue Mar 10, 2020 21:36 I wish the planet would rise up against those like Spleen who oppress us all for their selfish gain.
I wish I had a silver dollar.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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Granted. It corrodes and is useless.
I wish I was better at certain hack-n-slash games.
I wish I was better at certain hack-n-slash games.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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Granted. You are better at being one of the victims. The skill transfers to real life.
I wish I could fit my mattress in my car so I didn't have to hire a van to move house.
I wish I could fit my mattress in my car so I didn't have to hire a van to move house.
Keening_Product was defeated before the game.
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Granted. Somehow you mange to fit your mattress but get trapped in you car while doing so. now you have a movable house on wheels.
I wish for a vaccine against stupidity.
I wish for a vaccine against stupidity.
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Granted. Everyone is highly intellectual, commoners understand everything about mathematics, physics, art, philosophy etc, but the Earth is flat.
I wish I could see in the whole spectrum.
I wish I could see in the whole spectrum.
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Granted. It's the entire electromagnetic spectrum. You are blinded constantly by wavelengths that really are better off invisible.
I wish I had an HD webcam.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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Granted. Everyone can see every last pore, blemish, and nose hair as a result.
I wish the world wasn't apparently falling to bits.
I wish the world wasn't apparently falling to bits.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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Granted. The world doesn't fall to bits. But the Earth Explodes.
I wish my landlord would actually respond when asked if I can have a pet dog or cat.
I wish my landlord would actually respond when asked if I can have a pet dog or cat.
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Granted. Your landlord is an animal lover. So he allows a dog and a cat from each race, male and female, snakes, tarantulas, every quadruped, reptile or not, every insect. Your house is a zoo and you're too afraid to escape.
I wish I could teleport.
I wish I could teleport.
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Granted. You teleport into Wuhan, China. Have fun!
I wish I had a coupon for unlimited free overnight shipping everywhere.
I wish I had a coupon for unlimited free overnight shipping everywhere.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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Granted. There are no more nights, only days, so it never ships.
I wish it wasn't still snowing here.
I wish it wasn't still snowing here.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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Granted. The snowing stops but the freezing continues over the summer so it stays white until next year.
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Granted. You are perfectly happy and feel no desire to wish for anything at all ever again and therefore excluded from this game.
I wish designing levels wouldn't be so damn exhausting.
I wish designing levels wouldn't be so damn exhausting.
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