Christian Weston Chandler (the author) is the coolest 28-year old obese virgin with a mental disorder living with his parents on welfare ever
You can read all about his great accomplishments in life on the cwcki. WARNING: If you are a minor (fleexy) or are faint of heart, I strongly advise against reading certain cwcki articles as they can traumatize and are NSFW.
Get a life you jerks. Laughing at mentally handicapped people - what a great amusement. The pointlessness of that site matches that of encyclopedia dramatica (which should burn in hell thousandfold).
"All those thousands upon thousands of junk foods made for me on the various planets I explored make me wonder how I'm still alive."
Ah, Grimson. I commend you for your courage and valor to be the one to go against the popular mindset of threads to defend the little guys we put down, and the honesty of your words pierces me like a knife.
There's really more going against this guy than his comic and mental disability. A lot. If you've read a bit of the cwcki you know some of the horrifying, disgusting, and plain unlawful things I'm talking about. In a way he deserves all the cruelty and loneliness he gets, but even with all the horrible things he does, I agree people are too hard on him. He knows he's a loser and he's terribly unhappy. He doesn't need hundreds of strangers rubbing it in his face.
You know, I was actually going to say "I still play with legos too", but then I realized that what I meant was "I still build with legos", and then I realized I hadn't built anything since I was ten, and hadn't bought any legos since I was nine. Now I feel sad that the massive collection of legos sitting behind my computer chair is going to waste.
So, I guess my extremely weak defense would now be: "I still think about building with legos."
