Corrupt A Wish game

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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by keenmaster486 » Tue Apr 24, 2018 19:42

nanomekia wrote:
Thu Apr 19, 2018 18:05
I wish my lungs worked properly.
Granted. But now your stomach stops working, except for candy.

I wish for those really good chocolate striped donut-shaped cookies.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by MoffD » Fri Aug 24, 2018 16:47

keenmaster486 wrote:
Tue Apr 24, 2018 19:42
I wish for those really good chocolate striped donut-shaped cookies.
Granted. But the donut-cookie is a 1:1 model replica with painted chocolate, you feel sad for its lack of HO scaling

I wish most routers were easier to firmware flash
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by nanomekia » Sat Aug 25, 2018 2:45

MoffD wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 16:47
I wish most routers were easier to firmware flash
Granted. Now it's so easy you can do it just by thinking about it. Your router is no longer usable because even the vaguest thought about routers causes this to happen.

I wish my feet weren't hot.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by Keening_Product » Fri Sep 07, 2018 12:09

Granted. They're now incredibly unattractive.

I wish this topic hadn't been revived.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by nanomekia » Fri Sep 07, 2018 18:15

Granted. It's a zombie topic.

I wish I hadn't broken my left foot the day I made my last wish. Or any other day, really.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by keenmaster486 » Sun Sep 09, 2018 4:53

nanomekia wrote:
Fri Sep 07, 2018 18:15
I wish I hadn't broken my left foot the day I made my last wish. Or any other day, really.
Granted. It was your right foot instead. (sorry about your foot!)

I wish for a neon sign.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by nanomekia » Mon Sep 10, 2018 21:24

(I'm at least USED to breaking the right one. :P Thank you for the sympathies.)

Granted. It's a neon Budweiser sign and you can never turn it off.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by proYorp » Tue Sep 11, 2018 20:03

(Dang, another one, nanomekia? :| My condolences.)

Granted. Through a series of phishing scams, your bank account is drained.

(I would wish that nanomekia didn't get so many broken bones but that's not how this game works....)
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by nanomekia » Tue Sep 11, 2018 20:19

(I am innately breakable. :P Thanks mate!)

Granted. Now a Dopefish has the IQ of Mortimer McMire.

I wish the weather would stay as pleasant as it is now.
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